What would happen if no men showed up for work tomorrow? A thought experiment, assisted by the Bureau of Labor Statistics, in appreciation of our men.

All information taken from the Bureau of Labor Statistics except where noted.

First up, the entire power grid would go down. 100% of power plant operators, distributors, and dispatchers are men. Now, it’s possible that there are a few women working in these occupations, but however many there are, they do not make up even 1% of the total workforce, so statistically, 100% of the workforce is male.

91% of the nation’s electrical engineers are men, and if they don’t show up for work, there is no one to monitor and manage the nation’s electrical supplies.  Assuming some automation (designed by men, naturally) kicks in for the day, we had all better pray there are no problems.  97.6% of electrical power line installers and maintenance workers are men.

Lights out, ladies and gentlemen.

Don’t bother turning on your taps, either. Or flushing your toilets.  95.5% of water and liquid waste treatment plant and system operators are men.

Think you might be able to get out of town for the one day the men don’t show up?

Think again.

Planes are out.

95.9% of aircraft pilots and flight engineers are men.  If you happen to find a plane with a female pilot, don’t get too excited.  98.4% of aircraft mechanics and service technicians are men. You can, however, be assured of your comfort as you sit on a pilotless aircraft that has no mechanic for pre-flight clearance, because 77.6% of flight attendants are female.

Should you be lucky enough to find a female pilot and a female technician to clear you for take-off, you still have some praying to do.  Statistically, 0% of airtraffic controllers and airfield operations specialists are women.

Of course, that doesn’t mean there are ZERO ladies working in air traffic control.  There just aren’t enough to constitute even 1% of the workforce.

Trains, of course, are also out.

100% of locomotive engineers and operators are men, as are 100% of the workers who operate railroad brake, signals and switches.  94.4% of railway yardmasters are men, but if you chance upon a female yardmaster, it won’t help you much.  She can’t operate the trains.

You might have better luck with bus drivers, almost half of whom are women.

But the streets are likely to be chaos. And there won’t be anyone on hand to help you navigate that.

87.4% of police and sheriff’s patrol officers are men.  96.6% of firefighters are men. 68.8% of Emergency Medical Technicians and Paramedics are men, so if it all goes tits up and you get hurt, there’s a small chance you might make it to a hospital.

I hope you don’t get too badly hurt, though.  65.7% of all surgeons are men.

Maybe you should just work from home? In the dark, mind you.  With no running water.

Uh-oh.  Looks like that might be a problem, too.

For all computer and mathematical occupations combined, 74.4% of the workforce is male.  Computer network architects, who design and implement all our computer based communications systems are 91.9% men.  And 94.2% of radio and telecommunications equipment installers and repair technicians are men.

Looks like that plan is fucked.

Hope it doesn’t get too hot, or too cold the day men don’t show up for work.  Even if you had power, which you don’t, you would be hard-pressed to get anyone in to take a look at your wonky air-conditioner or furnace.

98.4% of heating, air-conditioning and refrigeration mechanics and installers are men.

Oh well.  Guess you’ll have to mosey on down to the local café, which has no power either, but what’s logic and consequence anyways?  Be careful when you step over all that accumulating garbage!  Remember that most EMTs are men, and they’ve taken the day off.  Don’t want to get hurt now.

Most garbage collectors are men, too.  93.4%, to be exact.

You’ll need to stop at the bank first, for a little cash injection.

Oops. Don’t bother.

The machine hasn’t been filled with money today. 81.5% of security guards and gaming surveillance officers are men.  It’s unlikely the banks would be functioning anyways, with no men at work.  72.1% of all securities, commodities and financial services sales agents are men.  72.6% of the nation’s CEOs would be taking the day off, along with 70.9% of all the general and operations managers.

Don’t count on getting a weather report today.  Statistically, 0% of the nation’s atmospheric and space scientists are women.

Actually, don’t plan on acquiring pretty much anything today. The workers in the entire production, transportation and material moving occupations are 78.2% men. Not only will no goods be moving on the day men go on strike, they won’t be made, period.  82.4% of all the industrial production managers are men.

Nothing will be built or extracted from the earth in terms of raw materials.  97.5% of that workforce is male.

Nothing will be installed, maintained or repaired.  96.8% of that workforce is male.

If men took a collective day off, we would instantly be without power, without the means to communicate, without protection, without water, without trucks bringing us the food and products we take for granted, because men are the ones who provide all those things.

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“Our men.” You don’t own them.


The value in strikes isn’t to prove that labor is organized, but to prove that the workers don’t NEED the jobs. That the workers do have other options that will leave the business owner destitute. For most jobs in most industries this can’t be done in one day, it takes weeks or months of no production to convince the owners that their factories make more money paying a high wage/safer conditions/weekends off than siting idle. If all men took the day off, I don’t think it would take a full day for this message to be understood. No power no plains no trains no food. It would be minents of a man strike to have the feminists begging us to go back to work. Misandric laws would change in an hour.


Every passing day I look at feminists attacking and abusing men and I wonder why women don’t stand up for us. We can’t stand up to feminists because the very ideology labels defending yourself against them as sexism or encouraging male on female abuse yet despite that the rest of the women who aren’t doing the abuse just watch us get it and do nothing about it and became silent participants. I just don’t understand why they’re silent. As men we do our best to defend women from men they can’t defend themselves against yet we don’t get the same in return from women against women we can’t defend ourselves from. I get this impression, which I constantly pray is false but yet is constantly proven true, that women in general seem to just not like us the way we like them otherwise they’d do for us what we do for them… why bother then? Why work for people who don’t like us? Why be slaves for these people?


Don’t lose hope bro. Women do care for us. They are however brainwashed by the feminist media. It’s not that they are inherently evil or something. Just brainwashed. Yes we do all the out door job. That’s how we have evolved. That doesn’t mean women are inferior to us in any way. Both the sexes have different roles. That’s what we need to understand. Women are equally valuable for us. They bring our offspring into the world. Without them there is no way our species would have continued. What is wrong however is the way the modern world demonizes men. We are painted with a broader brush, making the society believe that we are mysgonists, rapists, ect or that we take pleasure in hurting women or that raping them is our pastime or something. The vast majority of men, me and you, know deep inside us that we are not like that, and most of us are not hardcore criminals.


“Women are equally valuable for us.”
You listed one thing they do, and they can’t do that without us either. They can, however, take our offspring from us whenever they please. They frequently do.
Don’t be an apologist. The only way it will change is if we refuse to play along. Do it for the generations to come.
Don’t forget: your children will grow up under an even more oppressive system. Unless things change. Don’t force your son to live on his knees. Don’t let your daughter grow up unable to love.

Just saying
Just saying

Interesting, let’s just consider if no women were allowed to raise children without a husband. 70% of the criminals would not be raised.


They arent helping because they overall benefit from all the bs these Feminists are pulling off. So why should they sacrifice their cushy laws, benefits, quotas etc. to help some men who arent allowed to stand up for themselves. They sit back and watch while reaping in the same benefits.