You have definitely seen some variation of this meme passing through your feed:
attn white girls https://t.co/nYeKmYH9f6
— Dr. Justin Whang 🐙 (@JustinWhang) October 6, 2019
What you may not know is that what the “joke” stems from a belief system called the dogpill, around which there exists entire communities of fanatic but hard done by activists on a quest to expose a hideous truth: that white women fuck dogs. Even more bizarrely, this caucasoid dog fucking is supposedly also “cucking” men, who won’t be able to compete with dog dong in the dick marketplace.
That’s because incels and bestiality fetishists have cross-pollinated, as they would have, and Reddit community r/TheDogPill was born; the beating heart of knotting science and white women fuck dogs trutherism.
Here’s a sample pack of the kind of content you can find on the subreddit:
But look beyond the Facebook boomer tier memes, pictures of women kissing dogs, and even the perennial news articles of years past. r/TheDogPill offers first rate pseudoscience designed to reinforce hilariously conspiratorial ideas about mighty Mastiff members being the real reason dogpillers can’t get laid.
For example, one post explains that the dogpill “is just one of the ultimate results of female hypergamy” (incel term). “Women never want to feel like they’re giving their pussy up to a man who needs it. Dogs have big dicks, are animalistic, low sentience brain dead descendants of killers,” the dogpill expert continues.
“No human male can compete with Fido’s knot,” another dogpiller writes, referencing a male dog’s reproductive organ. The same redditor shared an image of canines mating to demonstrate “why knots are so wonderful and why a human male can never achieve a 3rd stage coitus” (let’s not psychoanalyze this).
“I’ve thought I seen it all but now dogs are mogging every man in existence,” reads a reply, using incel slang familiar to most dogpillers.
A link to a dogpill wiki page on what appears to be an incel site teaches us that the dog version of a Chad is called Buster, and he is apparently a very healthy looking Siberian Husky. Interestingly, the “Origin” section says this:
The idea of a “Dogpill” per se was apparently popularised in the incelosphere by famous hapa troll and author of the redpill comics, Eurasian Tiger, who promoted the concept on sluthate.com and r/incels.
It could be argued that the first dogpill theorist was the Ancient Greek historian Herodotus, who wrote at length in his famous Histories about the supposed penchant of Pharonic Egyptian women for engaging in acts of bestiality with a menagerie of animals, including dogs.
Eurasian Tiger is a hapa (half asian) type incel of some renown on 4chan for his Library of Alexandria tier collection of nude african-american man pics, which he can spend upward of 36 hours at a time spamming on the hapless imageboard.
The science of dog fucking
But how could these dogpillers possibly prove the ridiculous notion that white women are getting knotted when nobody’s looking?
Their go-to answer lies in the Kinsey reports, a debunked set of studies from the early 1950s that, ironically, helped kickstart the sexual revolution incels loathe above everything else. Among several wild claims on sexual behavior, Alfred Kinsey reported that 3.6 percent of adult females had committed acts of bestiality (with the vast majority of recorded instances involving dogs), according to a scientific study linked on r/DogPillScience, another subreddit dedicated to dog banging trutherism.
r/DogPillScience users believe, among other things, that the percent of women having sex with dogs in 2019 is actually quite a bit higher than 3.6 percent as a result of increasingly open societal attitudes to sex.
“Back in 1953 they at least had culture that enforced some decency and uniformity. Plus women surely lie about this, so maybe 7-9% is plausible in 2019,” one dogpill scientist speculates.
Another dogpill scientist notes a study in which “male prisoners were made to undertake a polygraph and the number of them that admitted to performing zoophilic acts increased by more then two-fold,” suggesting the same result would likely hold true for female participants.
The dogpill “science” being peddled here clearly offers nothing more than conjecture and outdated studies.
But then it also wasn’t scientific thinking or hardnosed research that brought most dogpillers to the “truth” in the first place. Instead they ingested the dogpill through a notorious female internet personality and attention whore whose dog sex advocating videos (and screenshots of resulting articles) have gone massively viral.
Whitney Wisconsin, also known as Lynn Lew, is an amateur pornographic filmmaker who doesn’t care that the entire world knows of her lust for canine cock (if authentic) — and r/TheDogPill, as you can expect, is filled with her content.
And in fact, Wisconsin’s content can be found all over the internet, from porn sites to Q&A sites to YouTube. Her most popular video is “10 reasons why women should have sex with dogs.”
Before her arrest (for unrelated pornographic videos), Wisconsin consistently made outlandish and unsubstantiated claims in support of bestiality, such as the factoid that “3 in 4 women have done stuff with a dog.”
Dogpillers uncritically gobble up her every assertion — she is their whistleblower on the horrific global plot to transfer ownership of caucasian cooters to doggykind.
Of course it goes without saying that Reddit has yet to take any sort of action against the sickening and misogynistic community. We have reached out to Reddit for comment, but none has been given as of time of publishing.
Update: aaaaaaaaaaaaand it’s gone.
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