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Encourage men to pee sitting down to be more inclusive of Trans men Not every man is able to pee standing up. It is time for men to take a seat on the throne to create a more inclusive environment in the men's room.
“As I was transitioning, I found it triggering to constantly have to use the stall when going to the bathroom with my cisgender male friends,” my best friend since college recently confessed to me via Discord. I had already educated me thoroughly on the many issues faced by the Transgender Community, but I admit I had never even thought about anything like this before. The wheels in my head started whirring, and soon enough I came up with this beauty. You see, benefits of sitting down to pee for a cisgender man can include a feeling of independence, a reduction in total bathroom breaks, an even easier cleanup, SAFETY, and…
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Vigilante ‘Chads’ to protect moviegoers against Incel attacks at ‘Joker’ launch Incel researchers are sounding the alarm—and organizing.
The domestic terrorist group known as Incel has been getting attention from media and the U.S. government lately, and not a moment too early. There is a clear and growing consensus within Incel that says members should “rise up” and “watch the world burn” — for their “virgins with rage” to take revenge on the “Stacies” who have rejected them all their lives. The group is steeped in confusing darkweb lingo, but it all revolves around, and results in, white male virgins picking up AR-15s and carrying out the mass shooting tragedies you have seen on your newsfeed. The United States Department of Homeland Security earlier this year noticed the…
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No, autism isn’t a gift—for parents, it’s literal hell The media will have you believe autism is just about being a really smart guy with little to no social skills. It's a lie.
The entertainment industry, allied with know-nothings on social media who will say or retweet anything for a jolt of virtue-dopamine, is advancing a meme best summarized as “autism is a gift.” According to the meme, Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory being a good representative, autism is just about being a really smart guy with little to no social skills. This couldn’t be further from the truth. I’m dad to an almost five year old son who is diagnosed moderate-severe autistic, and I have the scratches, bite marks, and scars, to prove it. Depending on the spectrum/scale/whatever you use, he would be on ASD 2.5 or something similar. He goes…
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WWF has a new paramilitary force that shoots and tortures poachers and I want to have sex with it 'The Jungle Brigade' is officially the title of my newest fantasy.
Good news, everyone! The World Wide Fund, the global conservation charity, is finally doing more than simply raising awareness for endangered animals — it’s also fully militarized. That means (glistening) men with guns ready to fight for what’s right. And let me tell you, never in the history of our species has that NOT been the most salacious imagery available to the female imagination. The scoop is that BuzzFeed has uncovered that the WWF is funding paramilitary forces throughout the world. Forces that have allegedly tortured and killed poachers (boo-fuckin-hoo) in nature parks — doing to them what no one else had the balls to do. The investigation found that in nature reserves…
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Middle class white ladies and the ‘N’ word On hysterics.
I’m not a huge fan of the n word and while I can’t say I have never used the word, I can most certainly claim that I very infrequently utter that word, and I have never directed it at a specific person of any race. Typically, I’m a Gwyneth Paltrow user of the n word, singing along when my friends are in Paris and they’re going gorillas, but otherwise, I eschew the verbiage. Why? I’m perfectly comfortable with the original iteration of the n word, which would be negro. That’s simply the Spanish or Italian word for ‘black’ and it offends me in no way. I’m also usually quite delighted…
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It’s true: only men pay tax Men – all men – support women – all women – whether they like it or not.
A study from New Zealand shows fairly definitively that we (women), as a group, don’t pay any taxes. Sure, we file tax documents and have taxes deducted from our paychecks and pay out consumer taxes at the cash register, just like men do, but in the final tally, uh…well, look at this: GROSS TAX PAID + BENEFITS CLAIMED = NET TAXES PAID Let me explain. If you pay out, say, $100 every paycheck to the IRS, but every month, you claim $200 in benefits, you have not paid a single penny in tax. In fact, you have claimed twice what you have paid. You are $100 up, and the rest…
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These technologies will end racism in our lifetime And there's nothing you can do about it.
Racism has plagued humanity forever, or at least since we came across neanderthals in some god-awful primeval forest 60,000 years ago and promptly wiped them out for looking different. It maims, it hurts, it kills. And when the YouTube comment section is one long whitesplaining diarrhea streak derailing the vital conversation you are trying to have with your video, racism is just plain fucking annoying. But this is the turning of eras. Because this is the future, and science can now cure racism. I present to you the weapons of our liberation. Magnets Trancranial magnetic stimulation-induced immigration acceptance A study published in the journal Social Cognitive and Affective Neuroscience found…
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Black Panther went 100% diversity and has achieved 100% on Rotten Tomatoes Black Panther just claimed the title of best movie in cinematic history, and that's no coincidence.
RIP Citizen Kane. Reviewers and audiences agree and Black Panther just claimed the title of best movie in cinematic history. That’s no coincidence. Black Panther famously bet the farm on diversity and went full black everything, and it paid off in equal measure. The masterpiece Marvel movie has achieved an unprecedented 100% TomatoMeter and 97% “Want to See” rating on premier movie rating website RottenTomatoes, with independent thinkers in other outlets all joining in on the orgiastic heaping of praise. Related: ‘Black Panther’ early buzz is hailing the movie as a defining cinematic moment — Washington Post Keen observers will note that it certainly didn’t hurt when pasty cave trolls…
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Are women and people of color being excluded from cryptocurrency? An examination of the needlessly complex process of obtaining cryptocurrency, and how the space is perfectly designed to keep out women and people of color.
You’ve heard of Bitcoin’s atmospheric rise from pennies to thousands of dollars. TV, radio, internet — it’s everywhere. And maybe you’ve had the thought that you might very well want to become one of these Bitcoin millionaires. Easy, right? Even the old folks are doing it. Just head on down to the corner shop, buy a few Bitcoins, stash them away and leave your descendants something grander than holiday trinkets and quaint cutlery. Not so. The process of obtaining Bitcoins is so labyrinthine and headache-inducing that what was proclaimed to be a democratizing system is actually one of the unfairest systems ever devised. As of 2018 it is still the…
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Strange fruit: when women lied and men died History's interjection to the notion that #MeToo accusers are incapable of lying or being motivated by malice or financial gain.
From 1882 – 1968, an estimated 4,743 men were lynched in the United States, often after an accusation of rape, prompting the NAACP to claim ‘[w]hites started lynching because they felt it was necessary to protect white women’. We now know that many of these women lied, and men died. Emmet Till was only 14 years old when he was beaten to death for the crime of ‘whistling at a white woman’. Many years later, Carolyn Brant admitted that she lied, to protect her husband. They went on to profit financially from the boy’s death. Till was hardly alone. A mob of 1500 beat and hung three Black circus workers…