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  • Why is it ok to assume consent during fantasies? I can no longer enjoy erotic fantasy unless consent is very clearly dealt with, but I worry that others' imaginations are not as ethical.

    I admit that it sometimes affects my enjoyment of light-hearted pleasurable things and can cause people to use their *confused face* on me when I tell them. It started a few years ago, but now I can’t switch it off. My thing is… I just can’t enjoy fantasies unless consent is very clearly dealt with. Does that seem odd? I’m not entirely sure how it happened either, as I wasn’t always like this. It started a while ago with my own fantasies. I’d be imagining something hot happening with my latest crush, and then the logical side of my brain would step in and say, “but that would never happen.”…

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    Guys, if we want you to get us pregnant, we will It’s an age old question you don't want to google: "How do I trick my man into getting me pregnant?"

    July 8, 2013

    I have a soft spot for Black pro athletes and their inability to manage money Yes, they're public figures. Yes, jocks are dumb as a box of ass hair. There is no excuse for the media—or you—to celebrate their downfall.

    December 19, 2019

    The “make me beautiful” photoshop experiment Esther Honig sent a picture of herself to 40 photoshoppers across the globe with one request: “Make me beautiful.” Check out the results.

    July 15, 2014
  • We asked an AI for good sex positions and the results are horrifying We trained an AI to ponder life's great questions, such as how to get off even harder.

    We are trying to improve and optimize everything with AI, so why not sex also? That was my first thought when I first learned of Talk to Transformer, an interface to OpenAI’s GPT 2 language model. (That’s fancy talk for this AI will talk about any subject you care to prompt it with.) I played around with this thing for about an hour, prompting the AI with lines such as “the best sex position is,” and saved the most interesting finds for your edification. Some of these sex positions aren’t even possible on this plane of existence so you know it’s gonna get really hot. The Zygomaticus position “The best…

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    Obesity re-programming: is perception being manipulated? An ever-growing press trend demands we not only accept obesity, but laud it as if it were inherent and unchangeable — even aesthetically pleasing.

    August 17, 2016

    It Happened To Me: My abusive ex used his Xbox to steal all my money and I still talk to him Everything happens for a reason. Dealing with him has made me the resilient and accomplished person I am today.

    July 23, 2012

    It Happened To Me: We invited a transwoman to girl’s night and it blew up in our faces "I'm sorry but if you're uncomfortable now, wait until we lez out and instead of licking you have to suck."

    July 30, 2019
  • Stop doing these 10 things your vagina HATE Your vagina is sending out an S-O-S.

    If you interfere with the normal operation of your vajay you may face irritation or infection — or worse — and chances are you’re already doing at least one of these things. Your vagina is sending out an S-O-S. Listen! So read on to find out about the common mistakes we as woman make and how to better take care of your hoo hoo. Washing her too well and too often The vulva naturally secretes thick oils that defend its delicate skin from the secretions and friction it’s exposed to on a daily basis.  If you scrub off those oils with harsh cleansers (think body washes, with fragrance, or surfactants)…

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    It Happened To Me: I crushed a little fat girl’s spirit by wearing her enormous clothes On how to protect ourselves from being fat, and why it’s so important, especially for my daughters, to not be fat.

    March 28, 2013

    Scary truths every woman should know about sleeping in makeup You're gonna wash your face after reading this...

    December 14, 2019

    These brave women let their boyfriends do their makeup and OF COURSE it’s a disaster So excruciating to watch I now know what getting sprayed down by German machine guns in Normandy must have felt like.

    April 9, 2016
  • Femcels rising: how to cope with lack of sex and intimacy The media is bombarding us with sex tips and sex normalization. But what if we're not getting any? How do the rest of us fit in?

    Anyone who is exposed to mainstream media on a regular basis is pretty much constantly reminded of sex. We are told how good it is for you, how we can have better orgasms and how to impress our lovers with exciting new skills. We get told how to attract people to do it with, and how to make those we’ve snared want more. But… what if we’re not getting any, eh? How do the rest of us fit in? It has to be said, some people actively choose not to have sex. Whether they’re committed to religious beliefs which state they should wait until after marriage, or are simply deciding for…

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    How to avoid laughing at obese girls A step by step tutorial.

    August 25, 2015

    All sex workers should be armed It could be the only thing saving you from the psychos.

    May 3, 2007

    Encourage men to pee sitting down to be more inclusive of Trans men Not every man is able to pee standing up. It is time for men to take a seat on the throne to create a more inclusive environment in the men's room.

    October 19, 2020
  • A girl’s guide to good back door lovin’ It’s no longer just for gays, perverts, or weirdos. Women can and do enjoy butt humping.

    Let’s get something straight first – anal sex is not ‘the easiest way to get AIDS’ and it’s not ‘naughty’. In Tristan Taormino’s book The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women, she mentions these and other myths about anal sex which I think are worth mentioning here. Anal sex is not unnatural or amoral. It’s not just for gay men, perverts, or weirdos any longer. It doesn’t have to be dirty and messy. Straight men who like it are not gay as a result, and women can and do enjoy anal sex. Should sex be reserved purely for reproduction? If you’re reading this then I assume that, like me,…

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    6 ways to get what you want from your older man without having to put out (too much) There's nothing wrong with dating wealthy older men. Here's a grab bag of tricks you'll want to have handy.

    October 14, 2019

    He wants to *live* inside my butt This confession may not agree with sensitive stomachs; do not read while eating lunch.

    January 11, 2006

    10 signs you’re dating the perfect girl and should put a ring on it Let that fart rip.

    December 8, 2019
  • 6 ways to get what you want from your older man without having to put out (too much) There's nothing wrong with dating wealthy older men. Here's a grab bag of tricks you'll want to have handy.

    When you tell people you’re in a relationship with a much older man, the first thing everyone wants to hear is the lowdown on the sex. Is it romantic, mind blowing, good, bad, or non-existent? Is it different being with an older man? Have you learned any new amazing pretzel-bending positions? Does he like to talk dirty? You can hear your friends asking, “How could you give up dating hot, younger, wrinkle-free men that you actually have something in common with for a much older, wealthy, salt-and-pepper-haired man who listens to Miles Davis?” Why do we do it? Because wealthy older men provide us with the most important thing: freedom! They…

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    Turns out lots of people want to have sex with incel leader Eggy—when they think he’s a girl, that is Cruel, but also interesting. What will thirsty men not fuck at this point?

    August 23, 2018

    A ‘night owl’ gene may be to blame for your sleepless nights If you have trouble going to bed at night, you may have this mutation.

    April 11, 2017

    It Happened To Me: My abusive ex used his Xbox to steal all my money and I still talk to him Everything happens for a reason. Dealing with him has made me the resilient and accomplished person I am today.

    July 23, 2012
  • What is ‘the dogpill’? Inside Reddit’s belief that white women have sex with dogs With a female whistleblower on their side, an army of sex starved Redditors is seeking to expose a horrific plot against their chances with women.

    You have definitely seen some variation of this meme passing through your feed: attn white girls https://t.co/nYeKmYH9f6 — Dr. Justin Whang 🐙 (@JustinWhang) October 6, 2019 What you may not know is that what the “joke” stems from a belief system called the dogpill, around which there exists entire communities of fanatic but hard done by activists on a quest to expose a hideous truth: that white women fuck dogs. Even more bizarrely, this caucasoid dog fucking is supposedly also “cucking” men, who won’t be able to compete with dog dong in the dick marketplace. That’s because incels and bestiality fetishists have cross-pollinated, as they would have, and Reddit community…

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    It Happened To Me: We invited a transwoman to girl’s night and it blew up in our faces "I'm sorry but if you're uncomfortable now, wait until we lez out and instead of licking you have to suck."

    July 30, 2019

    Why are you so fat? Your body. Your choice.

    October 23, 2012

    The teen mom guide to parenting A step by step tutorial to total dysfunction via MTV's hit TV show about teenage mothers.

    January 9, 2012
  • How I restored my virginity with subliminal messages It's not as crazy as it sounds.

    Please don’t be confused, alarmed, or think me a fool. Subliminal messaging is a powerful tool based on science and not at all as crazy as it sounds. Hear me out. And before I start, I need to point out that there’s nothing wrong with not being a virgin — if you live in a Western country! In many non-Western parts of the world, however, losing your virginity before marriage is heavily frowned upon and often even a criminal or fatal offense. So stop and think before you judge me as a bad person for restoring my virginity. Now, for those of you who don’t even know what I’m talking…

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    When the sex work client looks like a relative I met my phone client IRL and almost puked my guts out.

    January 1, 2007

    Guys, if we want you to get us pregnant, we will It’s an age old question you don't want to google: "How do I trick my man into getting me pregnant?"

    July 8, 2013

    Science agrees: an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away As if we needed another excuse.

    December 29, 2015
  • It Happened To Me: We invited a transwoman to girl’s night and it blew up in our faces "I'm sorry but if you're uncomfortable now, wait until we lez out and instead of licking you have to suck."

    On Friday night a group of friends and I decided to have a girls night in to “celebrate” a break up one of them had just had. Our plan was to watch cheesy movies, laugh, cry, order pizza, drink wine and just do girl things. It wasn’t a planned sleepover but I didn’t mind if anyone decided to stay. We have a trans girl who is sort of like our friend but she lives an hour a way so we don’t know her all that well. On the occasion we do see her she’s always been friendly and nice. Her name is Tilly. Some of us know her pre-trans, some…

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    Femcels rising: how to cope with lack of sex and intimacy The media is bombarding us with sex tips and sex normalization. But what if we're not getting any? How do the rest of us fit in?

    October 28, 2020

    8 tips to upgrade your Instagram thot shots Easy photography tips that will drastically improve your selfies and Instagram pics.

    November 25, 2016

    If your children are fat, you are failing as a mother Being poor, lazy, or tired are invalid excuses for tossing a frozen pizza at your fat, unhappy kid.

    November 27, 2012
  • It Happened To Me: I let my father pay me for sex My mother told me that everyone is done with me, and to please leave them alone.

    I don’t remember when he started touching me, that was just always a part of our relationship. I remember when he started having sex with me. I was young. Then he stopped for a few years. Maybe he was afraid he would get caught. He started again when I was around 13. He never physically forced me, but would ask and beg. “Daddy loves you so much.” “Please do this for daddy.” “Daddy wants to make you feel good.” I was ashamed and I’m still humiliated by the fact that my body liked some of what he did to me. But I did not like it. Or want it. I…

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    How I started a Pagan sex cult Not all Pagans are secretly sex crazed kidnappers ready to snatch unsuspecting men out of cities, but I am.

    October 4, 2007

    Fear not the mythical Evil Twitter Feminist The urban legend designed to make women feel like they don't have a place in feminism.

    January 18, 2013

    The strange things men pay prostitutes to do When I worked as a street prostitute, men paid me to do things you'd never imagine.

    July 14, 2010
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