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Dread: When my simps ask if I find them attractive I quickly learned honesty is no good.
Often clients ask what type of man turns me on. After one (phone sex) call where I gave my honest answer I’ve learned it’s best to tailor my response. I was still a newbie phone sex operator when a guy asked what kind of man attracted me. Without thinking I told him: broad shoulders, deep voice, long hair, facial hair, in shape but not overly muscular, the type of man that can split wood and fix a car, kinky, intelligent, well read, politically active and independent, the type of person who purposely lives outside of mainstream culture, funny, tattoo’d, eccentric, artistic. After I was finished my client said “oh” and…
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The strange things men pay prostitutes to do When I worked as a street prostitute, men paid me to do things you'd never imagine.
The author spent time as a survival prostitute driven by her drug habit until she found recovery in a 12-step program. This is the second excerpt from a diary she kept while getting in cars. A Lexus stops. The guy is dark haired, maybe 40, a little too distracted for my comfort. I go with him to a room though I worry he is a nut. We get to some small room on the West side and his thing is making me wear a negligee and act like I enjoy it. Why does he pay for this? I don’t relish this silk, lace, oohing and ahhing routine but there is…
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Trading sex for money and drugs: what it’s like to be a street prostitute The hard lives of street prostitutes are very different from our idealized images of 'high-class' call girls.
When you say the word “hooker,” the image that comes to most people’s minds is a white girl like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman or the highly paid call girl in the Eliot Spitzer scandal, the former New York governor. She may have made a few wrong moves in her life but she’s likeable with a heart of gold and will straighten out if given a second chance. We don’t necessarily forgive her for accepting extra money for her “favors” but we understand it. The story is very different for survival prostitutes who work the streets and get in cars because of drug habits. Their lives are less Pretty Woman…
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He wants to torture women and it’s giving me nightmares His demented fantasies are like something out of a horror movie and he describes it all with a cheer.
When people find out I’m a phone sex operator they often ask me what call was my worst. I respond with “I once had a call that gave me a nightmare.” I had been an operator for a few years so had already heard plenty of bizarre things. This client though freaked me out. I’ll call him Worst Caller. The call started out pretty normal. WC was nice enough and it was a standard sex call. Then he turned it into a kidnap/rape fantasy where we kidnapped a neighbor and kept her in the basement. I don’t like doing rape fantasies but they’re easy enough. Typically the rape victim is…
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How I started a Pagan sex cult Not all Pagans are secretly sex crazed kidnappers ready to snatch unsuspecting men out of cities, but I am.
When I started working as a phone sex operator, I never guessed that my religion would play a part in a fantasy. But many callers are fascinated that I’m Pagan. It’s as if being Pagan makes me more exotic. I can see their point of view. If someone has only grown up with mainstream religions, Paganism can seem pretty out there. I grew up in a small, very conservative, Christian town where many thought Mormons were “suspicious” and Buddhists were thought to be Satanic. I’m opposed to preaching my religion but don’t mind if people ask me questions during a call. I’ve done several sessions where I explain the basics…
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It Happened To Me: Two of my simps died Let me tell you about Crazy T and Latex Geezer.
When a regular client stops calling (I’m a phone sex operator) I often don’t know why. Perhaps he’s gotten a girlfriend, or moved on to another operator, or maxed out his credit card one too many times talking to me. I can’t call him up demanding answers. Such is the nature of the business. Sometimes when my older clients have vanished I’ve wondered if they’ve died. For the most part I can only guess, but I do know of two clients that have definitely passed away. Crazy T The first client was nicknamed Crazy T. He was in his late 70s. He called me obsessively for two years. He become…
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All sex workers should be armed It could be the only thing saving you from the psychos.
Guns have been in the news a lot lately. Instead of taking up the political discussion, and I do have lots of opinions on the subject, I thought I’d share a sex worker experience. During my first year of working the phones I had a caller try to scare me. I didn’t realize this at first. We talked about his fantasy for awhile and it seemed like a typical call. But he slowly navigated the conversation to questions about my personal life. While I didn’t tell him anything too private I did tell him some things — the town I lived in, the kind of car I drove, what I…
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When the sex work client looks like a relative I met my phone client IRL and almost puked my guts out.
I had been talking dirty on the phone over a year when I had my first in-person session. My first client had a foot fetish. We had been talking for months and he desperately wanted to meet. During our calls he obsessed over my feet so I nicknamed him Foot Slut. Despite living several states away he eagerly agreed to pay not only my session rate but my travel expenses as well. My husband and I decided to rent a car and turn the trip into a mini-vacation. Not having experience with in-persons I quizzed sex worker friends to come up with a price and protocol. FS happily sent a…
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It Happened To Me: he wants to become a ‘panty tree’ He covers his body in underwear and stands still for long periods of time as a panty tree.
I’m a phone sex operator and Panty Peeping Tom has become a regular caller of late. He likes to tell me of his scores he’s accomplished since our last call. PPT scores whenever he gets a peep up a skirt or a look down a blouse. Sometimes it’s just a quick peek. A waitress bends over the counter and he gets a glimpse of her upper thighs. A women bends down to grab her purse and he sees cleavage for a moment. For longer peeks he likes to go to department stores pretending to shop near an escalator. When a women with a short skirt gets on he gets on…
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10 things you can thank porn for Some ways porn's made the world a nicer place.
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