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  • 7 signs your man is losing interest in you Don’t shop for China patterns just yet.

    Men can be a little tricky to decipher. Yours might seem distant and disinterested,  yet be ready for marriage, 2.5 kids, and a three bedroom house in the suburbs. Maybe he’s hanging on your every word and acting like a complete gentleman? Don’t shop for China patterns just yet — this doesn’t necessarily means he wants happily ever after. Here are a few ways to tell if your man has or is losing interest in your relationship. He isn’t talking about his dreams and your future together While it’s great to be in the present, a conspicuous lack of notions about the future — unless you’re a very new couple…

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    It Happened To Me: I crushed a little fat girl’s spirit by wearing her enormous clothes On how to protect ourselves from being fat, and why it’s so important, especially for my daughters, to not be fat.

    March 28, 2013

    Middle class white ladies and the ‘N’ word On hysterics.

    August 15, 2018

    What is ‘the dogpill’? Inside Reddit’s belief that white women have sex with dogs With a female whistleblower on their side, an army of sex starved Redditors is seeking to expose a horrific plot against their chances with women.

    October 3, 2019
  • The dating app mistakes you keep making again and again Learn to recognize these mistakes before you do them (again).

    As an expert at making people run away in fear before a relationship has even started, I decided to create an easy-to-use list of bad dating and dating app behaviors we should all avoid so you never have to make the same mistakes I’ve made. Not realizing that some people just want texting buddies Some people will make every effort to keep your textual attention but never pull the trigger on a date. And they never will. These are lonely people who just want a text buddy. We assume you got the dating app to date someone, so learn to recognize these emotional vampires. (I’m sorry — nothing against lonely…

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    It Happened To Me: Two of my simps died Let me tell you about Crazy T and Latex Geezer.

    June 21, 2007

    Let’s face it: sex has become obsolete Millennials are finding the formerly irrepressible sex urge easy to resist.

    August 13, 2016

    When the sex work client looks like a relative I met my phone client IRL and almost puked my guts out.

    January 1, 2007
  • If you like your game more than your girlfriend, you’re an asshole Reality check for manchildren.

    I regularly hear gamers complain that their girlfriends are on their cases about playing too much. First, you might not be an asshole. You might just be an idiot. Don’t date a non-gamer if you want someone to understand your gaming habits. It’s that simple. But that’s not what I want to talk about today. Today, I’d like to talk about the fact that video games are not better than your girlfriend. If you treat them as such, you’re an asshole. It’s a common misconception for some reason that girl gamers are a rare breed. Not really. But there are still more guys who enjoy games, and the ratio is…

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    Turns out lots of people want to have sex with incel leader Eggy—when they think he’s a girl, that is Cruel, but also interesting. What will thirsty men not fuck at this point?

    August 23, 2018

    How I restored my virginity with subliminal messages It's not as crazy as it sounds.

    September 26, 2019

    Dread: When my simps ask if I find them attractive I quickly learned honesty is no good.

    August 17, 2010
  • 10 signs you’re dating the perfect girl and should put a ring on it Let that fart rip.

    We are contractually obliged to occasionally do one for the boys, but I guess we could cheat and say this article is for the lesbos-ians. In either case, these are the main signs you’re dating the perfect girl and she’s well and properly fit for a long term relationship. If she ticks all of these boxes, you’ve hit jackpot — put a ring on it fast! 1. There is no need to wear a mask around her When you are dating the right person, you don’t need to pretend. We all have certain weaknesses, but a compatible partner is able to accept those and impact us positively. If you are…

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    We asked an AI for good sex positions and the results are horrifying We trained an AI to ponder life's great questions, such as how to get off even harder.

    December 16, 2020

    Turns out lots of people want to have sex with incel leader Eggy—when they think he’s a girl, that is Cruel, but also interesting. What will thirsty men not fuck at this point?

    August 23, 2018

    Seeing poor white people makes me happy By Nicholas Powers, associate professor at State University of New York (SUNY).

    June 11, 2019
  • 6 ways to get what you want from your older man without having to put out (too much) There's nothing wrong with dating wealthy older men. Here's a grab bag of tricks you'll want to have handy.

    When you tell people you’re in a relationship with a much older man, the first thing everyone wants to hear is the lowdown on the sex. Is it romantic, mind blowing, good, bad, or non-existent? Is it different being with an older man? Have you learned any new amazing pretzel-bending positions? Does he like to talk dirty? You can hear your friends asking, “How could you give up dating hot, younger, wrinkle-free men that you actually have something in common with for a much older, wealthy, salt-and-pepper-haired man who listens to Miles Davis?” Why do we do it? Because wealthy older men provide us with the most important thing: freedom! They…

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    It’s true: only men pay tax Men – all men – support women – all women – whether they like it or not.

    April 27, 2018

    Dread: When my simps ask if I find them attractive I quickly learned honesty is no good.

    August 17, 2010

    The unending frustrations of an ethical porn consumer A porn consumer's manifesto.

    May 4, 2009
  • Turns out lots of people want to have sex with incel leader Eggy—when they think he’s a girl, that is Cruel, but also interesting. What will thirsty men not fuck at this point?

    Someone — probably someone looking to prove a point — has decided to create a fake female Tinder profile, and the results are quite interesting. Here’s the kicker: The pictures they used for it are of a man, and they didn’t even attempt to make him look feminine or deceive users in ways other than marking the account as female and calling it “Jennifer.” The man’s name is Eggy — legendary online personality and leader of Incel. Incel is of course the infamous internet group that believes nature dealt them such a bad hand that it’s impossible for them to get laid, and you often see them stew in sexual…

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    Why you should get high the next time you have sex Study found that there are fewer post-sex regrets with pot than alcohol.

    August 5, 2016

    How to avoid laughing at obese girls A step by step tutorial.

    August 25, 2015

    Seeing poor white people makes me happy By Nicholas Powers, associate professor at State University of New York (SUNY).

    June 11, 2019
  • 7 reasons you’re undateable, according to science The data is in.

    Every year, the lovely folks over at OkCupid compile a comprehensive report “to find out what we’ve learned, how we’ve changed and what the future holds.” In other words, they run a bunch of data through some sort of algorithm to come up with reasons behind people’s disinterest in you. The end result is a list of things you’re definitely gonna want to know, even if you’re not on a dating site. Even if you’re not dating in general. Maybe the Emojis you’re using are the least likely to warrant a response. Maybe your opinion regarding certain matters is unpopular, or just straight up wrong (yes, opinions can be wrong, don’t argue with me on…

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    It Happened To Me: I let my wife almost kill our son—and I’m glad it happened From the day he was born, my son just came out wrong.

    July 4, 2019

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    September 21, 2020

    6 ways to get what you want from your older man without having to put out (too much) There's nothing wrong with dating wealthy older men. Here's a grab bag of tricks you'll want to have handy.

    October 14, 2019
  • Bring on the sexbots Sexbots will increase the market value of good women. Here's how.

    Economics is often called ‘the dismal science’, and having sat through graduate level courses in Economics as part of my MBA, I can verify that claim. I found economics to be incredibly frustrating because it can articulate grand concepts like supply, demand, consumption, distribution and production, but higher order analysis is founded on two completely wrong assumptions. First, economic analysis assumes that people act in their own self-interest always, and it assumes people have all the relevant information they need to make a decision. Clearly, these two assumptions are wildly, grossly incorrect: people do not always act in their own self-interest (which is why Donald Trump will be the next…

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    The strange things men pay prostitutes to do When I worked as a street prostitute, men paid me to do things you'd never imagine.

    July 14, 2010

    How ‘Catastrophe’ revolutionized the rom-com Raunchy and hilarious, the show extracts laughs from sexual harassment, breast-pumping, a dead dog, and overdoses.

    June 8, 2016

    Fear not the mythical Evil Twitter Feminist The urban legend designed to make women feel like they don't have a place in feminism.

    January 18, 2013
  • Science now says that no, men and women can’t ‘just be friends’ Sorry.

    There have been movies about it, TV shows that touch on it, even songs about it. You may have even found yourself asking this very big question in your own dating adventures—can a man and woman ever really be “just friends?” It’s an age-old question, one that often leaves people sitting on either side of the fence. But researchers in Norway have come up with one possible explanation that supports the naysayers. According to the findings, men and women can’t be friends because they misinterpret each other too much. The study found that men misinterpret women’s friendly gestures as signs of being sexually interested, while women misinterpret signals of sexual…

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    September 21, 2020

    Sorry, girl, you can’t have it ALL But there's a trick if you stop thinking in terms of individuals, and start thinking about family.

    November 16, 2012

    Turns out lots of people want to have sex with incel leader Eggy—when they think he’s a girl, that is Cruel, but also interesting. What will thirsty men not fuck at this point?

    August 23, 2018
  • This is how women see your dating profile This insight will pay off big the next time you log on. And by that I mean, a better chance of getting laid.

    It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it, that there are vast differences between the genders? Yet we seem to forget that fact all the time. And nowhere is this amnesia more evident than in the world of web-based romance. Don’t believe me? Consider some of the things I’ve seen on men’s profiles during various forays into online dating. Lines like “Oh man, I have to write a summary? Just email me for any info.” Or “It seems like nobody reads these all the way thru, so let me be quick and say my friends describe me as funny, smart and down to earth.” Or “Clearly the women on here only care about…

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    January 11, 2006

    8 things I learned about personal finance by watching Breaking Bad And no, I'm not about to suggest cooking meth.

    July 18, 2012

    Aaww! Fainting kittens is the most adorable genetic deformity ever This is like natural selection or something.

    December 21, 2011
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  • Why is it ok to assume consent during fantasies?
  • We asked an AI for good sex positions and the results are horrifying
  • The internet is toxic – here are five possible cures

From the archive

  • Schrodinger’s Slut — or why it actually does matter what you wear
  • Highlights from my bizarre FBI file, and how to FOIA your own
  • Encourage men to pee sitting down to be more inclusive of Trans men
  • Magnificent beachfront home, expansive ocean views – WOW in Hawaii
  • Cool and beautiful retro stoves
  • Science now says that no, men and women can’t ‘just be friends’

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