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  • Banksy is a vandal. Why hasn’t he been locked up? Graffiti 'artist' is a generous term.

    A mural by the secretive street “artist” Banksy has accidentally been reduced to rubble by a workman carrying out repairs on a residential property in Gloucestershire. The local council has promised to investigate. The incident has sparked outrage, sorrow and disappointment among Banksy fans across the globe. Well, let’s not cry over spilt milk. No great loss, I’d say. “Spy Booth”, the image that was destroyed, depicted three figures spying, or snooping, on a phone box. The significance of this – “significance” being something of a tall order – is that the “artwork” was on a wall three miles away from the UK government’s listening post, GCHQ. The owner of…

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    A ‘night owl’ gene may be to blame for your sleepless nights If you have trouble going to bed at night, you may have this mutation.

    April 11, 2017

    We asked an AI for good sex positions and the results are horrifying We trained an AI to ponder life's great questions, such as how to get off even harder.

    December 16, 2020

    It Happened To Me: he wants to become a ‘panty tree’ He covers his body in underwear and stands still for long periods of time as a panty tree.

    September 2, 2006
  • How teen valley girls get hooked on smack Mandy's transition from star student to the depths of addiction was fast.

    Mandy was 16 years old the first time she let a heroin dealer into her car. The dark-haired cheerleader had left school early that afternoon in order to drive to a predetermined spot in the San Fernando Valley, an affluent area just north of Los Angeles made famous by Valley girl accents. Accompanied by a boy from her school who was one year older, Mandy parked on a tree-lined suburban street and waited. After 40 minutes, another car pulled up, and a bald, tattooed, mustachioed man got out. “That’s him,” said Mandy’s friend, who provided the hook-up. “Unlock your doors.” She did. The man opened the door to Mandy’s backseat…

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    The teen mom guide to parenting A step by step tutorial to total dysfunction via MTV's hit TV show about teenage mothers.

    January 9, 2012

    A ‘night owl’ gene may be to blame for your sleepless nights If you have trouble going to bed at night, you may have this mutation.

    April 11, 2017

    8 tips to upgrade your Instagram thot shots Easy photography tips that will drastically improve your selfies and Instagram pics.

    November 25, 2016
  • It Happened To Me: I made my sister believe she got molested by our uncle I may have gone too far this time.

    When does a practical joke go too far? After four years married to my husband, I’ll admit my gauge is a bit off. In our house the rule is: nothing is off limits, as long as it’s funny. That being said, we’re also the couple that thinks jokes about our miscarried child are HILARIOUS and TOTALLY APPROPRIATE at dinner parties with women less than three months pregnant. It probably won’t come as a shock that sometimes our humor gets us in deep shit. My favorite example of a practical joke gone awry is the molestation prank we played on my sister Pam last year. It started at our house one…

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    My simp dumped me because I wouldn’t do him for free I even got a Dear Mistress email.

    December 22, 2005

    Refusing to breastfeed your child makes you a TERRIBLE mother Giving birth doesn't make you a mother. Accepting the responsibilities and obligations of motherhood is what makes you a mother.

    November 13, 2012

    Femcels rising: how to cope with lack of sex and intimacy The media is bombarding us with sex tips and sex normalization. But what if we're not getting any? How do the rest of us fit in?

    October 28, 2020
  • My Big Fat Mexican Drug Deal: a honeymoon story I just knew that my new husband and I would end up spending our honeymoon in a rat infested prison cell a la Midnight Express.

    I had every intention of smuggling a fat sack of medical quality marijuana on my honeymoon to Cabo San Lucas, but I chickened out at the last second. I was all ready to go with a weed filled maxi pad cleverly pasted into my underpants when the Super Shuttle pulled up outside our apartment and I freaked out. “I can’t do it!” I wailed. Carrying crotch weed on a domestic flight was one thing. International drug smuggling was, in my mind, an entirely different story. I’d never been to Mexico before and somehow I just knew that if I tempted fate, my new husband and I would end up spending…

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    Why is it ok to assume consent during fantasies? I can no longer enjoy erotic fantasy unless consent is very clearly dealt with, but I worry that others' imaginations are not as ethical.

    December 18, 2020

    It Happened To Me: he wants to become a ‘panty tree’ He covers his body in underwear and stands still for long periods of time as a panty tree.

    September 2, 2006

    10 signs you’re dating the perfect girl and should put a ring on it Let that fart rip.

    December 8, 2019
  • It Happened To Me: I smuggled weed in my cooch and then TSA stopped me This was where it would all end for me.

    I walked up to the airport security checkpoint feeling confident and secure — with a fat sack of weed in my underpants. I’d brought more pot than I needed on my trip back East to see my family and there was no way I was just throwing it out. I was bringing it back to L.A. with me. This was back in the days before there were marijuana dispensaries on every corner in Hollywood — back when you had to put a little effort into scoring your weed. You had to make phone calls and speak in code about needing some “salad” or “groceries” or “tickets to the show” —…

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    Here’s why gay people marrying and having children is the most natural thing in the world Not just because God himself — Morgan Freeman — said so.

    October 27, 2012

    Single mother dating is difficult — and it should be Ladies, this is why abortion exists.

    November 11, 2012

    It Happened To Me: I crushed a little fat girl’s spirit by wearing her enormous clothes On how to protect ourselves from being fat, and why it’s so important, especially for my daughters, to not be fat.

    March 28, 2013

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  • Georgian townhouse with a contemporary twist and minimalistic style

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