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  • 10 tricks to getting your toddler to speak early Time-proven techniques that helps your toddler to speak and understand language as early as possible.

    Most toddlers start speaking in sentences between the ages of 24 and 30 months. By the time a toddler is three years old, she should be understanding the majority of what adults are saying. Of course, toddlers develop at different rates, and there’s no right or wrong age to start speaking and understanding. But if you’re eager to encourage your toddler to learn to speak and understand language as early as possible, here are ten great techniques you can use to speed up the process. Keep talking The best way to encourage your little one to learn to speak is to talk to them yourself. You may feel silly at…

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    How to pick a good homemaking wife: 10 essential traits The truth is there ARE lots of women like me: women who value home and family more than cash and credit in their own names. Here's how to pick them.

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  • It’s time to pay our best women to have children Here's how it would work.

    One of the most obvious solutions to our declining birth rate across the West is to simply pay women to have children. Cash for kids. My main problem with this scheme is that it is also glaringly obvious we don’t want all women to have children, and we certainly are not going to pay cash money for all women to have children. We want the best women to have children, and we should be prepared to pay for that. But who gets to decide which women are the best, and what happens to the women who don’t make the grade? Let’s deal with the first issue: who decides which are the…

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    Middle class white ladies and the ‘N’ word On hysterics.

    August 15, 2018

    Could it be time to deny white men the franchise? This redistribution of the world’s wealth is long overdue, and it is not just South Africa where white males own a disproportionate amount of wealth.

    April 13, 2017

    How ‘Catastrophe’ revolutionized the rom-com Raunchy and hilarious, the show extracts laughs from sexual harassment, breast-pumping, a dead dog, and overdoses.

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  • The case against over-involved fatherhood Replace helicopter parenting with a healthy amount of fear and respect.

    “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy! I wanna play Dinosaurs!” My three-year-old is requesting my participation in a savage game of bone-rattling horror. With her on my back, I crawl around the bed narrating a brief history of dinosaurs up to the unfortunate collapse of the species following asteroid-driven catastrophe. At that point I fall flat on my belly and my daughter squeals with delight. Her older sister, seven, wants to play, so the next round of the game will take place with both of them on my back. On the third round, whoever was in back will demand to ride up front, which in turn creates a crazed need for the one…

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    6 ways to get what you want from your older man without having to put out (too much) There's nothing wrong with dating wealthy older men. Here's a grab bag of tricks you'll want to have handy.

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    Fear not the mythical Evil Twitter Feminist The urban legend designed to make women feel like they don't have a place in feminism.

    January 18, 2013

    This sacred yogi chart tells you everything about yourself based on how many guys you’ve been with Chart your way to your essence using the following sacred yogi chart from India.

    December 2, 1971
  • If your children are fat, you are failing as a mother Being poor, lazy, or tired are invalid excuses for tossing a frozen pizza at your fat, unhappy kid.

    Most Americans are overweight and don’t see anything wrong with that. As weights have gone up, so have perceptions of being “ideal”, with the ideals getting fatter and fatter and fatter …. and people reporting themselves to be just dandy fine with the situation. Men’s average ideal weight is up 14 pounds since Gallup first measured it in 1990, and their average actual weight is up 16 pounds. Women’s average ideal weight is up 11 pounds since 1990, and their average actual weight is up 14 pounds. Basically, over the past two decades people have consistently said they wanted to lose about 10 to 15 pounds off their current weight…

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    A guide to pretty crying for the modern woman You probably cry on a fairly regular basis, and it probably isn't pretty.

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    What does a year’s worth of makeup look like on a face? Melting Voldemort.

    August 24, 2011

    The “make me beautiful” photoshop experiment Esther Honig sent a picture of herself to 40 photoshoppers across the globe with one request: “Make me beautiful.” Check out the results.

    July 15, 2014
  • Here’s why gay people marrying and having children is the most natural thing in the world Not just because God himself — Morgan Freeman — said so.

    The fact that we can even have a conversation about whether human beings should have basic civil rights that other human beings have based on whom they love is pretty fucking depressing. There really is no place in a modern, secular society for homophobia. I think Morgan Freeman has it just right: “I hate the word homophobia. It’s not a phobia. You are not scared. You are an asshole”. Just so. And you don’t mess with Morgan Freeman! Damn, that man is hot! The whole idea that homosexuality is somehow “unnatural” pisses me off. Anyone with half a goddamn brain who stops to think for one bloody second ought to…

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    February 16, 2013

    Seeing poor white people makes me happy By Nicholas Powers, associate professor at State University of New York (SUNY).

    June 11, 2019

    He wants to torture women and it’s giving me nightmares His demented fantasies are like something out of a horror movie and he describes it all with a cheer.

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  • Science warns our porn fueled kids foreshadow a generation of psychos The average boy now sees his first porn by the age of just 11, and science says it has profound negative effects on him.

    A London record producer I know is used to hearing teenagers talk about sex. All his working life, he’s been surrounded by hormonal boys in recording studios, hearing them chat with fevered curiosity about how to get girls into bed, and what to do in the unlikely event of succeeding. But now, he says, the studio has gone eerily quiet. Boys don’t talk about sex any more. They sit there in silence, staring at hardcore pornography on their phones, swapping images of astonishing sexual violence as if they were Pokémon cards. “They’re just kids,” he says sadly. “They used to find out about sex by having it. Now they know…

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    Bring on the sexbots Sexbots will increase the market value of good women. Here's how.

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