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Stop doing these 10 things your vagina HATE

If you interfere with the normal operation of your vajay you may face irritation or infection — or worse — and chances are you’re already doing at least one of…

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December 13, 2020
Finance & Biz, Slider, Society & Culture

Are women and people of color being excluded from cryptocurrency?

You’ve heard of Bitcoin’s atmospheric rise from pennies to thousands of dollars. TV, radio, internet — it’s everywhere. And maybe you’ve had the thought that you might very well want…

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January 6, 2018
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It Happened To Me: My abusive ex used his Xbox to steal all my money and I still talk to him

There are many stories that illustrate just how dumb I used to be, but this one is the worst. I used to be with Douchebag on and off for about…

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July 23, 2012
  • How I restored my virginity with subliminal messages It's not as crazy as it sounds.

    Please don’t be confused, alarmed, or think me a fool. Subliminal messaging is a powerful tool based on science and not at all as crazy as it sounds. Hear me out. And before I start, I need to point out that there’s nothing wrong with not being a virgin — if you live in a Western country! In many non-Western parts of the world, however, losing your virginity before marriage is heavily frowned upon and often even a criminal or fatal offense. So stop and think before you judge me as a bad person for restoring my virginity. Now, for those of you who don’t even know what I’m talking…

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    It Happened To Me: Two of my simps died Let me tell you about Crazy T and Latex Geezer.

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    7 signs your man is losing interest in you Don’t shop for China patterns just yet.

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  • Vigilante ‘Chads’ to protect moviegoers against Incel attacks at ‘Joker’ launch Incel researchers are sounding the alarm—and organizing.

    The domestic terrorist group known as Incel has been getting attention from media and the U.S. government lately, and not a moment too early. There is a clear and growing consensus within Incel that says members should “rise up” and “watch the world burn” — for their “virgins with rage” to take revenge on the “Stacies” who have rejected them all their lives. The group is steeped in confusing darkweb lingo, but it all revolves around, and results in, white male virgins picking up AR-15s and carrying out the mass shooting tragedies you have seen on your newsfeed. The United States Department of Homeland Security earlier this year noticed the…

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    The seven terrifying stages of sleep paralysis Sleep paralysis is absolutely terrifying and chances are you'll experience it at least once. Here's what to expect.

    October 25, 2011

    What your date of birth reveals about your character and fate The story behind the numbers.

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    Why you should consider a second career as a nurse Becoming a nurse is one of the most selfless and rewarding acts a person can undertake — and it's not too late.

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  • It Happened To Me: We invited a transwoman to girl’s night and it blew up in our faces "I'm sorry but if you're uncomfortable now, wait until we lez out and instead of licking you have to suck."

    On Friday night a group of friends and I decided to have a girls night in to “celebrate” a break up one of them had just had. Our plan was to watch cheesy movies, laugh, cry, order pizza, drink wine and just do girl things. It wasn’t a planned sleepover but I didn’t mind if anyone decided to stay. We have a trans girl who is sort of like our friend but she lives an hour a way so we don’t know her all that well. On the occasion we do see her she’s always been friendly and nice. Her name is Tilly. Some of us know her pre-trans, some…

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    10 tricks to making it as a female entrepreneur Here are the top ten skills, traits, and ways of looking at things that are found in every successful female entrepreneur.

    November 27, 2019

    Food fad fetishists have truly lost the plot The art of eating is being lost thanks to a growing army of health nuts and food police.

    June 21, 2016

    Cheersleader: 16 drinking toasts that don’t totally suck Rise to the special occasion by prefacing the first sip with one of these delightful toasts.

    September 23, 2020
  • It Happened To Me: I let my wife almost kill our son—and I’m glad it happened From the day he was born, my son just came out wrong.

    Content warning: this post deals with very severe mental illness and violence. My son was very troubled. VERY troubled. If you have seen the movie “We Need To Talk About Kevin”, it will really help to understand what I’m talking about, because I swear to God when I watched that film I thought I was watching a documentary of my life. I felt like the writer must have had cameras hidden in my damn house, that’s how accurate it was. The only difference is that in the movie, the boy appears normal to his father and only reveals his true nature to his mother. My son didn’t have that mask.…

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    We hate sugar babies because they’re competition They are a new generation of women—who believe in total body autonomy. Opposition comes down to sour fucking grapes.

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    He wants to torture women and it’s giving me nightmares His demented fantasies are like something out of a horror movie and he describes it all with a cheer.

    June 11, 2010

    Refusing to breastfeed your child makes you a TERRIBLE mother Giving birth doesn't make you a mother. Accepting the responsibilities and obligations of motherhood is what makes you a mother.

    November 13, 2012
  • Seeing poor white people makes me happy By Nicholas Powers, associate professor at State University of New York (SUNY).

    [The following piece was written by Nicholas Powers, an associate professor at State University of New York (SUNY), and first published by website RaceBaitr on June 11, 2019. The website scrubbed the piece from the internet rather than responding when faced with questions from right-wing journalists. Coverage: NY Post, Washington Times, Breitbart.] “Should I kick him in the face? Hard? No, chill, he’s not worth it. But why is this white boy begging for money in a Black neighborhood? Is he stupid?” I shake the evil out of my head and go into the subway. He comes every Spring. The homeless white boy flaps down like a dirty migratory bird, makes…

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    Obesity re-programming: is perception being manipulated? An ever-growing press trend demands we not only accept obesity, but laud it as if it were inherent and unchangeable — even aesthetically pleasing.

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    The walk of shame is a right of passage, not rape Poor judgement — moi? Ce n’est pas possible!

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    Banksy is a vandal. Why hasn’t he been locked up? Graffiti 'artist' is a generous term.

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  • No, autism isn’t a gift—for parents, it’s literal hell The media will have you believe autism is just about being a really smart guy with little to no social skills. It's a lie.

    The entertainment industry, allied with know-nothings on social media who will say or retweet anything for a jolt of virtue-dopamine, is advancing a meme best summarized as “autism is a gift.” According to the meme, Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory being a good representative, autism is just about being a really smart guy with little to no social skills. This couldn’t be further from the truth. I’m dad to an almost five year old son who is diagnosed moderate-severe autistic, and I have the scratches, bite marks, and scars, to prove it. Depending on the spectrum/scale/whatever you use, he would be on ASD 2.5 or something similar. He goes…

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    The strange things men pay prostitutes to do When I worked as a street prostitute, men paid me to do things you'd never imagine.

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  • It Happened To Me: I let my father pay me for sex My mother told me that everyone is done with me, and to please leave them alone.

    I don’t remember when he started touching me, that was just always a part of our relationship. I remember when he started having sex with me. I was young. Then he stopped for a few years. Maybe he was afraid he would get caught. He started again when I was around 13. He never physically forced me, but would ask and beg. “Daddy loves you so much.” “Please do this for daddy.” “Daddy wants to make you feel good.” I was ashamed and I’m still humiliated by the fact that my body liked some of what he did to me. But I did not like it. Or want it. I…

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    This sacred yogi chart tells you everything about yourself based on how many guys you’ve been with Chart your way to your essence using the following sacred yogi chart from India.

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    What is ‘the dogpill’? Inside Reddit’s belief that white women have sex with dogs With a female whistleblower on their side, an army of sex starved Redditors is seeking to expose a horrific plot against their chances with women.

    October 3, 2019

    Let’s face it: sex has become obsolete Millennials are finding the formerly irrepressible sex urge easy to resist.

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  • It Happened To Me: I keep having dreams where I call Obama the N-word and I want it to stop Every time it happens my work suffers the next day.

    Politically, I’ve been a Democrat my entire life and an Obama supporter for as long as I can remember. I volunteered for John Kerry’s presidential campaign back in 2004 which is where Obama first registered on my map. I watched his speech at the DNC and was instantly enamored. And when he announced his candidacy for president in 2007, I immediately threw my weight behind him. I knocked on doors, educated people about his policies and did the best I could to get people to vote for him. When he was elected, I was ecstatic. In the past, when I had supported candidates, it was out of cold reason; because…

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    Was Anthony Bourdain facing a #MeToo allegation? The very women he purported to love and respect would dance like banshee witches on his corpse if it turned out that one of their sisters had the fury of a woman scorned.

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    Ways to keep your home free of pests An ounce of prevention is worth a pound (or ten) of nasty chemicals.

    October 26, 2020

    4 common dreams and what they say about your life Your subconscious mind might be sending you a message that could be useful to you in your everyday waking life.

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  • Check out these 9 WEIRD designer beds Going to sleep has never been so strange.

    Industrial strength magnets power this magnetic floating bed by designer Janjaap Ruijssenaars. It is held in its position by 4 wires attached the floor. This standing bed is perfect for those days when you want to feel like a marshmallow. The Quantum Sleeper, price tag: $160,000. Why the price? Because it hermetically seals itself to protect you from bio-chemical terrorist attacks, natural disasters, and any kidnappers who might try to snatch you in the night. “It also has one-way mirrors so intruders can watch themselves futilely try to get in while you sit inside and call the police on your mobile, shortwave or CB radio.” Of course the bed also…

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    Envy this luxurious Barbados beachfront villa aptly named The Dream A tranquil retreat in Saint James, Barbados.

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    An Auckland sanctuary: stylish design and views that draw you in

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  • WWF has a new paramilitary force that shoots and tortures poachers and I want to have sex with it 'The Jungle Brigade' is officially the title of my newest fantasy.

    Good news, everyone! The World Wide Fund, the global conservation charity, is finally doing more than simply raising awareness for endangered animals — it’s also fully militarized. That means (glistening) men with guns ready to fight for what’s right. And let me tell you, never in the history of our species has that NOT been the most salacious imagery available to the female imagination. The scoop is that BuzzFeed has uncovered that the WWF is funding paramilitary forces throughout the world. Forces that have allegedly tortured and killed poachers (boo-fuckin-hoo) in nature parks — doing to them what no one else had the balls to do. The investigation found that in nature reserves…

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    Schrodinger’s Slut — or why it actually does matter what you wear The solution to Schrodinger’s Rapist has been found.

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    Trying to get pregnant? Tell your loser boyfriend to stop smoking pot Men in their childbearing years (aged up to about 45) should think twice before lighting up while trying to conceive.

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From the archive

  • Encourage men to pee sitting down to be more inclusive of Trans men
  • Vigilante ‘Chads’ to protect moviegoers against Incel attacks at ‘Joker’ launch
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  • How I restored my virginity with subliminal messages
  • Guys, if we want you to get us pregnant, we will

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