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  • Turns out lots of people want to have sex with incel leader Eggy—when they think he’s a girl, that is Cruel, but also interesting. What will thirsty men not fuck at this point?

    Someone — probably someone looking to prove a point — has decided to create a fake female Tinder profile, and the results are quite interesting. Here’s the kicker: The pictures they used for it are of a man, and they didn’t even attempt to make him look feminine or deceive users in ways other than marking the account as female and calling it “Jennifer.” The man’s name is Eggy — legendary online personality and leader of Incel. Incel is of course the infamous internet group that believes nature dealt them such a bad hand that it’s impossible for them to get laid, and you often see them stew in sexual…

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    He wants to torture women and it’s giving me nightmares His demented fantasies are like something out of a horror movie and he describes it all with a cheer.

    June 11, 2010

    10 tricks to making it as a female entrepreneur Here are the top ten skills, traits, and ways of looking at things that are found in every successful female entrepreneur.

    November 27, 2019

    This sacred yogi chart tells you everything about yourself based on how many guys you’ve been with Chart your way to your essence using the following sacred yogi chart from India.

    December 2, 1971
  • Middle class white ladies and the ‘N’ word On hysterics.

    I’m not a huge fan of the n word and while I can’t say I have never used the word, I can most certainly claim that I very infrequently utter that word, and I have never directed it at a specific person of any race. Typically, I’m a Gwyneth Paltrow user of the n word, singing along when my friends are in Paris and they’re going gorillas, but otherwise, I eschew the verbiage. Why? I’m perfectly comfortable with the original iteration of the n word, which would be negro. That’s simply the Spanish or Italian word for ‘black’ and it offends me in no way. I’m also usually quite delighted…

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    He wants to *live* inside my butt This confession may not agree with sensitive stomachs; do not read while eating lunch.

    January 11, 2006

    Banksy is a vandal. Why hasn’t he been locked up? Graffiti 'artist' is a generous term.

    August 24, 2016

    Aaww! Fainting kittens is the most adorable genetic deformity ever This is like natural selection or something.

    December 21, 2011
  • It’s time to pay our best women to have children Here's how it would work.

    One of the most obvious solutions to our declining birth rate across the West is to simply pay women to have children. Cash for kids. My main problem with this scheme is that it is also glaringly obvious we don’t want all women to have children, and we certainly are not going to pay cash money for all women to have children. We want the best women to have children, and we should be prepared to pay for that. But who gets to decide which women are the best, and what happens to the women who don’t make the grade? Let’s deal with the first issue: who decides which are the…

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    Why you should get high the next time you have sex Study found that there are fewer post-sex regrets with pot than alcohol.

    August 5, 2016

    Let’s face it: sex has become obsolete Millennials are finding the formerly irrepressible sex urge easy to resist.

    August 13, 2016

    How ‘Catastrophe’ revolutionized the rom-com Raunchy and hilarious, the show extracts laughs from sexual harassment, breast-pumping, a dead dog, and overdoses.

    June 8, 2016
  • It’s true: only men pay tax Men – all men – support women – all women – whether they like it or not.

    A study from New Zealand shows fairly definitively that we (women), as a group, don’t pay any taxes. Sure, we file tax documents and have taxes deducted from our paychecks and pay out consumer taxes at the cash register, just like men do, but in the final tally, uh…well, look at this: GROSS TAX PAID + BENEFITS CLAIMED = NET TAXES PAID Let me explain. If you pay out, say, $100 every paycheck to the IRS, but every month, you claim $200 in benefits, you have not paid a single penny in tax. In fact, you have claimed twice what you have paid. You are $100 up, and the rest…

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    The walk of shame is a right of passage, not rape Poor judgement — moi? Ce n’est pas possible!

    October 22, 2012

    Science agrees: an orgasm a day keeps the doctor away As if we needed another excuse.

    December 29, 2015

    What is ‘the dogpill’? Inside Reddit’s belief that white women have sex with dogs With a female whistleblower on their side, an army of sex starved Redditors is seeking to expose a horrific plot against their chances with women.

    October 3, 2019
  • 6 reasons you should sleep naked Nixing your pajamas will improve your health and happiness. Here's how.

    If you regularly sleep sans pajamas, you’re in the minority. The vast majority of us sleep swaddled in some sort of clothing — be it shorts, a tee shirt or a full-on onesie. According to a 2012 national sleep survey by Anna’s Linens, only 8 percent admit to sleeping naked. But did you know that sleeping naked is actually great for you? Here are 6 ways nixing your pajamas will improve your health and happiness. Reduce insomnia As you sleep, your body naturally dips in temperature. It’s beneficial for the body to cool down, and it encourages deeper, more restful sleep. If your body is overheated, wrapped in thick socks…

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    He wants to torture women and it’s giving me nightmares His demented fantasies are like something out of a horror movie and he describes it all with a cheer.

    June 11, 2010

    The “make me beautiful” photoshop experiment Esther Honig sent a picture of herself to 40 photoshoppers across the globe with one request: “Make me beautiful.” Check out the results.

    July 15, 2014

    8 tips to upgrade your Instagram thot shots Easy photography tips that will drastically improve your selfies and Instagram pics.

    November 25, 2016
  • Could it be time to deny white men the franchise? This redistribution of the world’s wealth is long overdue, and it is not just South Africa where white males own a disproportionate amount of wealth.

    [The following piece first appeared on Huffington Post, but was removed after causing controversy. We can’t let cowards and bullies win. We see it as our duty to republish Shelley’s potent writing. Update: We were on the right side of history. The Nation has since come around to the issue and is now posting excellent pieces like The Votes of Black Americans Should Count Twice.] Some of the biggest blows to the progressive cause in the past year have often been due to the votes of white men. If white men were not allowed to vote, it is unlikely that the United Kingdom would be leaving the European Union, it…

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    10 things you can thank porn for Some ways porn's made the world a nicer place.

    April 13, 2006

    Seeing poor white people makes me happy By Nicholas Powers, associate professor at State University of New York (SUNY).

    June 11, 2019

    It Happened To Me: Two of my simps died Let me tell you about Crazy T and Latex Geezer.

    June 21, 2007
  • Porn and virtual girlfriends ‘significant factors’ in Japan’s low birth rate By the year 2065, 38% of the population will be aged 60.

    The population of Japan is forecast to drop by about one third over the next 50 years, with some analysts concluding that online porn is partly to blame for its declining birthrate. New figures published by the country’s Health Ministry predict that by the year 2065, about 38% of the population will be aged 60 or over while those aged 14 or under will account for only 10% of the nation. Last February it was revealed that Japan’s population of 127 million had shrunk for the first time since records began. In 2016, fewer than one million babies were born despite attempts to boost the population via paternity leave, support…

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    It’s time to pay our best women to have children Here's how it would work.

    July 10, 2018

    The case against over-involved fatherhood Replace helicopter parenting with a healthy amount of fear and respect.

    June 17, 2016

    Why are you so fat? Your body. Your choice.

    October 23, 2012
  • A ‘night owl’ gene may be to blame for your sleepless nights If you have trouble going to bed at night, you may have this mutation.

    If you have a habit of staying up late at night showing up to work with just a couple hours’ rest, scientists have identified the cause: you may have the ‘night owl’ gene. For people affected by Delayed Phase Sleep Disorder (DPSD), going to sleep on time can be difficult, and waking up in the morning can be just as much of a challenge. With a disrupted circadian rhythm, sufferers keep irregular hours and can struggle to maintain standard schedules. Scientists researching DPSD have identified a genetic mutation called CRY1, which was present in individuals who presented symptoms of the disorder. In the study, published on Cell, researchers selected 70…

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    How to avoid laughing at obese girls A step by step tutorial.

    August 25, 2015

    I have a soft spot for Black pro athletes and their inability to manage money Yes, they're public figures. Yes, jocks are dumb as a box of ass hair. There is no excuse for the media—or you—to celebrate their downfall.

    December 19, 2019

    When the sex work client looks like a relative I met my phone client IRL and almost puked my guts out.

    January 1, 2007
  • My week in Cuba following Castro’s death Time in Cuba usually moves slowly, but it took on a crazed momentum after Fidel Castro died.

    At the time, I was in the Bolabana, a packed Havana nightclub, chatting to Carla, 23, a beautiful computer science student. We were discussing that day’s Marabana marathon and the joy and energy of Havana’s streets. Suddenly the reggaeton stopped. A barman told us we had to leave “on the orders of State Security.” Outside, Carla checked her phone and exclaimed: “How amazing! Fidel is dead!” I didn’t believe her. I’ve been visiting and working in Cuba for 25 years. I had come to believe he was immortal. But the intensity of emotions on the faces of everyone standing outside the Bolabana – shock, sadness, relief – confirmed the news.…

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    September 24, 2017

    Fear not the mythical Evil Twitter Feminist The urban legend designed to make women feel like they don't have a place in feminism.

    January 18, 2013

    Women now so powerful our orgasms can cause earthquakes On Iranian clerics, and owning our omnipotent vagina powers which we can wield at will.

    April 22, 2010
  • 8 tips to upgrade your Instagram thot shots Easy photography tips that will drastically improve your selfies and Instagram pics.

    Every Instagram influencer aims to improve his or her photography, and sometimes it only takes some really simple tricks or tips to make a difference. Here are 8 easy photography tips that will drastically improve all your selfies and Instagram pics. Shoot when light is most dramatic If you are shooting outdoors, there are certain times when light is better than others. If the day isn’t overcast (these conditions can also be good by the way, so don’t avoid going out on these days for photos) you will want to avoid the middle afternoon hours. During these times the sun is it at its brightest and highest point, washing out…

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    It Happened To Me: I crushed a little fat girl’s spirit by wearing her enormous clothes On how to protect ourselves from being fat, and why it’s so important, especially for my daughters, to not be fat.

    March 28, 2013

    A whole generation of plumpers don’t understand what they’re giving up If you plan to go through life without regard for the needs and desires of men, plan on going through it without love, too.

    November 18, 2012

    This vintage makeup tutorial from 1938 is mesmerizing "Girls! It's up to you!"

    November 24, 2012
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From the archive

  • Seeing poor white people makes me happy
  • It Happened To Me: Two of my simps died
  • It Happened To Me: I crushed a little fat girl’s spirit by wearing her enormous clothes
  • A ‘night owl’ gene may be to blame for your sleepless nights
  • Women have earned 10 MILLION more college degrees than men since 1982 — but in what?
  • 12 super offensive Xmas songs to get you in the mood for the stress to come

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